1. There is no 5-second rule in the movie theatre. The 10 year old hates me for enforcing this. RIP That Last Twizzler.
2. Though he didn’t know it, the aforementioned 10-year old learned the finer points of meeting girls on the beach while throwing the baseball around. He will thank me in about five years for this information.
3. Monday morning showers are the equivalent of the confessional, wherein you are instantly alerted to all the places you didn’t adequately sunscreen.
4. The last weekend of the school year, with all the fireworks, pool / lake / ocean parties, and the associated late nights will literally turn your kids into gremlins.
Henry (on the phone): Uh, let me see. The 19th would …That would be between the uh, the 18th and the 20th if I’m any judge of 19ths.— MASH quotes (@MASHquotes) June 27, 2014
Been playing around with twitter/tumblr and had to delete a tumblr blog and reinvent it, then had to start a new IFTTT account in order to get a twitter feed to auto-post to tumblr. Internet hocus-pocus at its finest.
In case you’re still reading this, and in case you’re a fan of M*A*S*H, you can find the aforementioned tumblr at http://mashquotes.tumblr.com/
There’s far more to read if you go back in the twitter history, but the tumblr reblogging only started this morning)
(Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the play on words in the title of this post)
"I’m always the one asking about, ‘How’s your wife, how’s your children, how’s your mom?’ So it was easy for me to do that and say, ‘Well, look, brother, how’s your blood pressure? How’s your health?"
- James Smith, Barber
Screening and early detection for the masses! Let’s hope this program is linked up with solid referrals to follow-up care and affordable treatment (or, hey ‘Merica, what about universal health care?).
Can I just say, BRILLIANT.