re: “Vanilla Hose”
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 5 days ago
Ultimate frisbee catch of the week, from Philadelphia v Connecticut.
Sport of the future, after the NFL crumbles from concussion lawsuits.
See? It is TOO a real sport!
[Runs crying into the bathroom.]
Gratuitous!
Posted 5 days ago
Also:
- No F**king way this is Butter
- Tricked ya! Not butter after all.
- Like butta.
- You can just forget about getting butter, pal.
- I was reasonably sure this was butter, but it appears I’m wrong.
- Butter? Bullshit.
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 1 week ago
“First world problem”, I said, while getting dressed this morning.
Her: “What happened?”
Me: “I dropped my cufflink into my organic fair trade coffee”
Her: “You poor thing.”
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Never follow knitbloggers unless you wish for this conversation some day in the future…
Scene: My wife is on a three day course and encounters a woman with whom I am acquainted over the interwebz:
Friend: “Hey, I know your husband”
My Wife: “Oh? How so?”
Friend: “Well, I don’t really know him. I just know him through the knitting community.”
My Wife: “…..”
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago
Conference Calls
- Me: Hi, sorry I don't have a mute button on my phone, so I'll try to keep it quiet.
- Conference Call Participant: Duct tape works well.
- Me: Does that also go for everyone around me who's talking?
Putting the "super" in superfluous.
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